1.My uncle once: Lent me the money to buy a car and charged me 1% interest. I'll never forget how grateful I was.
2.Never in my life: Did I imagine I'd be where I am doing what I'm doing. But I'm glad I'm here!
3.When I was five: I went to Disneyland. I don't remember much. And I've never been back.
4.I will never forget: My Dad.
5.I once met: Lincoln Brewster and sang with him on stage!
6.There’s this girl I know who: has the life I thought I always wanted. But I don't envy her at all anymore. In fact, I'm glad God spared me from it.
7.Once, at a bar: I drank a pop and sang Karaoke
8.By noon, I’m usually: getting lots of waves and smiles as the kids pile into the lunchroom.
9.Last night: was monday night.
10.If I only had: _____(fill in the blank) Is a line that people use way too much
11.Next time I go to church: I won't feel like I did last Sunday! Ask me about the herbs I took called "Happy Camper".
12.What worries me most: Losing Ryan... or my kids.
13.When I turn my head left, I see: a dirty kitchen counter with a bike helmet on it. Oh, and Daffodils
14.When I turn my head right, I see: Out my window and the trash waiting for tomorrows pickup.
15.You know I’m lying when: I try not too.
16.What I miss most about the eighties: My Youth!
17.If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: unable to understand myself.
18.By this time next year: I will be thinner.
19.A better name for me would be: Smiley
20.I have a hard time understanding: why people take life so seriously.
21.If I ever go back to school, I’ll: be out of my mind!
22.You know I like you if: I give you the time of day. Right now it's 5:15. Hee Hee!
23.If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: God. Then Ryan.
24.Take my advice, never: get into debt! Save up and pay cash.
25.My ideal breakfast is: One that I don't have to make.
26.If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you let me know where it is. I've had too many.
27.Why won’t people: stop trying to look perfect?
28.If you spend the night at my house: then bring some popcorn because we'll watch a movie!
29.I’d stop my wedding for: the Rapture. So then God stopped it not me!
30.The world could do without: Sin (Nothing like a Sunday School answer, eh?)
31.I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Actually eat one like my sister did!
32.My favorite blonde is: my future grand-daughter. Yep, I said it!
33.Paper clips are more useful than: a staple. You can take them out without ripping the paper.
34.If I do anything well, it’s: Sing
35.And by the way: I'm hungry!
We're Going Broke
7 years ago